27 Clean Jokes You Can Share at Work or with Kids Without a Second Thought
A good laugh can lighten up any room, and the best part is, it doesn’t have to come with a punchline that’s inappropriate or offensive. Whether you’re in the office or at a family gathering, there are plenty of clean jokes that can bring a smile to anyone’s face.
These jokes are simple, fun, and will leave people laughing without crossing any lines. Here are 27 clean jokes that are suitable for work and kids alike.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
This lighthearted joke is perfect for kids and adults alike. It’s simple and involves a funny visual, making it a hit in both settings.
Plus, it’s a great way to get people to smile without any awkwardness.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
This one’s short and sweet. The clever wordplay is simple enough for kids to understand, but adults will appreciate the pun as well.
It’s a good reminder that humor doesn’t need to be complicated to be funny.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
A classic joke that’s as corny as it is hilarious! Perfect for all ages, this one gets laughs with its clever twist on the double meaning of “outstanding.”
It’s light and fun for any setting.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
This pun is playful and easy to understand, making it perfect for kids while still amusing for adults. It’s an excellent choice when you want to inject a bit of humor into the day.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
A great joke for both classrooms and workplaces!
The wordplay between “problems” as math exercises and life struggles is simple yet effective, making it a go-to for a good chuckle.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
This simple joke works for both kids and adults.
The punchline is straightforward, and the absurdity of the answer creates a lighthearted moment. Plus, who doesn’t love a little vegetable humor?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
This is a perfect example of a clean, clever joke that kids can easily grasp, but adults can appreciate the wit behind it too.
It’s great for quick laughs without any awkward moments.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
This egg-cellent joke is perfect for kids, as the idea of an egg cracking is both visual and amusing.
It’s a gentle way to bring some humor into the room without anything inappropriate.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
This winter-themed joke is fun for kids and adults.
The combination of two well-known characters in a surprising way makes it funny without being over-the-top. It’s suitable for a casual laugh at any time of year.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
A cute pun that works for both kids and adults.
The simple wordplay makes it easy for children to understand, while adults will appreciate the light humor and simplicity.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
This space-themed pun is perfect for work or family events.
It’s clever without being too complicated, and its visual element will give people a laugh without needing to explain it.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
A classic, innocent joke that works across age groups.
It’s playful and makes people pause for a second before they get the punchline. Simple, clean, and always good for a chuckle.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
This one is especially fun for animal lovers, and kids will find it especially cute.
The pun between “mountain” and “meow” makes for an adorable joke that’s great in any setting.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
A clever pun that works for all ages.
It’s simple and teaches a little lesson about generosity, all while keeping things light and fun.
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What do you get when you put a candle in the freezer?
A cool light.
This is a quirky and amusing joke that makes people think in a different way.
It’s simple enough for children to grasp, but adults will find it just silly enough to laugh at.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Another fun animal pun, this one is great for younger kids who love penguins, but adults will also appreciate the wordplay.
It’s light and humorous, perfect for a friendly environment.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
This one’s a classic and always gets a laugh.
The mix of food and humor is simple yet effective, making it perfect for kids to giggle at, while adults can enjoy the harmlessness of it.
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
The living room!
A joke that’s both funny and slightly spooky, but still totally harmless.
It’s a nice balance for all ages, especially around Halloween or when you need a quick laugh.
How does a cow stay up to date with the news?
It reads the moos-paper!
Perfect for animal lovers and great for a quick giggle.
This pun plays on words in a way that’s clean, simple, and suitable for both kids and adults.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud!
This one’s a great pun for any age group.
It’s easy to understand and adorable, making it great for kids while still amusing for adults who appreciate the simplicity of the humor.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Kids will love this joke because of the silly image of a toothless bear, and adults will find the wordplay just cheesy enough to be charming.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
This spooky joke is perfect for Halloween or any time you need a quick, lighthearted laugh.
Its playful nature makes it a hit with both kids and adults, thanks to its clever twist.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
A great play on words, this joke is funny without being over the top
. It works well in an office setting or at a family gathering, especially for coffee lovers.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
This playful joke combines animals with a simple pun, making it universally funny.
It’s easy to get, making it perfect for a range of audiences.
Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something!
This light, funny joke is great for kids and adults who appreciate a good pun.
It’s harmless, and it makes people think for a second before they laugh.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
This simple yet clever joke works across age groups.
The punchline is so obvious yet funny, making it great for anyone looking for a quick laugh.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
A fruity and fun joke that works for all ages.
The play on words between “whine” and “wine” is both clever and lighthearted, making it perfect for any setting.
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